Who says tending buffaloes is hard?
Tending buffaloes is lots of fun!
Riding a buffalo, waving a reed flag,
and crooning a carefree song
Enjoying myself but not neglecting to study
Lying on a breezy hill,
following the singing of the rice plants,
I can spell very fast.
The evening lingers in sounds of flying kites 
On the remote levee, 
walking back home 
I recite the alphabets.
Bring the buffalo back to his pen
Carry the water, and I’ll be done!
Oh, roasted sweet potatoes
are better than gold!
Oh, buffalo, let us plow together
and transplant seedlings
This rice field and that grass hill
belong to the country people.
Âu Lạc’s country children
are young buds, fresh and fine
They are the strength that builds our country
into wealth and vigor always.
A golden color fills the rice fields,
when the sun ascends on the horizon.
Children are growing up
to safeguard their homeland and garden.
Life’s peaceful; 
the rice harvest will come soon
with an abundance of 
fragrant grass and plenty of buffaloes…
Who says tending buffaloes is hard?
Tending buffaloes is lots of fun!
Riding a buffalo, waving a reed flag,
and crooning a carefree song
Enjoying myself but not neglecting to study
Lying on a breezy hill,
following the singing of the rice plants,
I can spell very fast.
The evening lingers in sounds of flying kites 
On the remote levee, 
walking back home 
I recite the alphabets.
Bring the buffalo back to his pen
Carry the water, and I’ll be done!
Oh, roasted sweet potatoes
are better than gold!
Oh, buffalo, let us plow together
and transplant seedlings
This rice field and that grass hill
belong to the country people.
Âu Lạc’s country children
are young buds, fresh and fine
They are the strength that builds our country
into wealth and vigor always.
A golden color fills the rice fields,
when the sun ascends on the horizon.
Children are growing up
to safeguard their homeland and garden.
Life’s peaceful; 
the rice harvest will come soon
with an abundance of
fragrant grass and plenty of buffaloes… 
You’ve just enjoyed “Country Child,” 
sung by Supreme Master Ching Hai 
and our Association members 
during a gathering on October 2, 1990 
in Formosa (Taiwan). 
This song was composed 
by Mr. Phạm Duy in 1954 as part of 
the trilogy “Country Mother,” 
“Country Couple,” 
and “Country Child,” praising the love 
amongst Aulacese people.
Respected viewers, today’s 
A Journey through Aesthetic Realms: 
Music & Poetry 
on Supreme Master Television is a 
special tribute to actor La Thoại Tân, 
in remembrance of the third anniversary 
of the passing of the multi-talented 
and esteemed artist, 
who bid farewell to us 
to return to a place of eternal peace.
Born on April 24, 1937 
in central Âu Lạc (Vietnam), 
La Thoại Tân was a film 
and theater star. 
He often played leading roles, 
opposite elite actresses such as 
Thẩm Thúy Hằng, Kim Cương, 
Thanh Nga, and Túy Hồng. 
Movies which he appeared in included 
“Trương Chi and Mỵ Nương” (1956), 
“Thread of Love” (1963), 
“Flower Shop” (1971), 
“Tears of Stone” (1971),
“Trần Thị Diễm Châu” (1971), 
“My Wife” (1972), 
“New Blossom” (1973), and 
“Homecoming of 
the Five Comedy Kings” (1974). 
In addition, he was one of 
Aulacese famous comedians. 
He acted, wrote the scripts, and 
directed the television sitcom series 
“45 Minutes of Happy Tales” that 
enthralled viewers such as 
“Swimming in Our Own Pond,” 
“Caught in the Middle,” 
and “Equal Rights for the Genders.”
Singer Quỳnh Giao, beloved 
daughter of singer Minh Trang, 
wrote the following about him:
Excerpt from singer Quỳnh Giao’s 
commentaries: 
“Theater Art and La Thoại Tân”
In speaking of La Thoại Tân, 
people usually refer 
to a movie and stage actor, whose 
name at birth was Phạm Văn Tần. 
In fact, he began as a film actor, 
appearing with Ms. Thẩm Thúy Hằng 
in “The Beauty of Bình Dương.” 
They both immediately rose to fame 
and became great names 
in the dawn of Aulacese cinema. 
Those days, in the early 1950s, 
Aulacese cinema was just developing; 
therefore, after one movie, 
the actors and actresses 
were often on a long vacation. 
Thus, besides cinema, 
both La Thoại Tân and 
Thẩm Thúy Hằng also acted in plays.
Unfortunately for us, 
of all the performing arts, perhaps 
voice play was the least prominent, 
if compared to other genres 
like classical theater, 
chèo traditional opera, 
or modern folk opera later on. 
The reason could be that the art of 
singing has been our people’s strength, 
or it could be that voice play was 
a genre that was relatively newer, 
having made its appearance 
at a later time.
After 1954, theater art in Âu Lạc 
was rising in popularity. 
In the South at the time
there had already been 
theater companies working regularly. 
There were also weekly programs 
on radio stations, 
especially on Sài Gòn Radio. 
In the evening after school, 
the whole family gathered 
round the radio to listen to 
the Dân Nam Theater Company 
with Anh Lân and Túy Hoa. 
We were enthralled with plays 
read by Vân Hùng, La Thoại Tân, 
Anh Sơn, and Hoàng Cầm. 
During that era, besides their activities 
with radio stations, 
artists also had the chance to perform 
on stage in shows which were called 
“entertainment supplements,” 
right before the movie was shown. 
When Âu Lạc started to have television, 
the art of acting developed even more. 
And when acting expanded, 
the art of reading plays 
was gradually lost in oblivion.
But there was someone 
who was still enthusiastic about 
this art of enjoying by “ear” 
and it was La Thoại Tân. He said, 
“A play must be a voice play. 
The audience members just listen 
and imagine the details; 
that’s the fascinating part!” 
Every Tuesday night he had one hour 
for the “Midnight Show,” 
performing plays that he wrote. 
Besides writing and performing, 
La Thoại Tân also selected 
very exciting and appropriate music 
for each play. 
Most of the plays were based 
on detective and horror plots, 
so the music that he chose had an air of 
suspense, very Hitchcock-esque!
The peak of voice plays,  
which Mr. La Thoại Tân produced and 
advocated, lasted until the mid 1970s.
La Thoại Tân was a very intelligent 
and intellectual artist. 
He was well-versed in foreign languages; 
he loved to read and follow the news 
and current events in various fields. 
He was also a very gifted cartoonist.
Due to an auspicious affinity, 
actor La Thoại Tân 
had had the opportunity to meet 
Supreme Master Ching Hai during 
her lecture tours in the United States. 
When Aulacese (Vietnamese) refugees 
in interim countries such as Hong Kong,
the Philippines, and Thailand 
encountered difficult situations, 
Supreme Master Ching Hai reserved 
some time to meet with the press 
in southern California 
on March 14, 1994. 
She thanked all for their sincere 
concern and answered questions 
from the media about her activities 
in refugee camps in years past. 
Afterwards, a banquet organized 
by the Supreme Master Ching Hai 
International Association was attended 
by artists, writers, media members, 
and esteemed guests at the Ten-In 
Vegetarian Restaurant in Alhambra. 
Actor La Thoại Tân was the master 
of ceremonies welcoming 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
during this occasion.
Ladies and gentlemen, respected Master, 
today is an honor for me. 
Two years ago, 
when I was on tour in Germany, 
a woman – I don’t know if she was 
a disciple of Master or not – 
gave me a videotape of 
Master’s lectures on spirituality.  
As I was watching,
I admired Master’s talents and beauty. 
I have always wished in my heart 
that one day I could meet Master 
and invite Master 
to appear in a film with me. 
This is too much for me.
Perhaps a spiritual practitioner’s 
magnanimous heart 
won’t ever refuse that. 
He's really a good joker.
Especially today, I’m standing here 
and able to hear Master joke 
with everyone. Master said, 
“He who can’t laugh, is constipated.” 
That statement, I must say is very true. 
Everyone here,
please continue to laugh 
because life itself is full of suffering. 
No one was born into this world 
without crying. 
That’s why the Buddha said 
that we have to keep a happy heart 
to live a long life. 
And Heaven is right here in this world.
Bravo!
Respected Master, brothers and sisters, 
I came from a Buddhist family. 
My father was the president 
of the Buddhist Association
in Quảng Nam Province.
I had the honor of listening 
to spiritual lectures by Masters 
Đôn Hậu and Mật Thể 
ever since I was 4, 5 years old. 
Therefore Buddhism has been 
absorbed in my blood quite a bit. 
I’m not sure how I could have 
the affinity to stand here today 
and speak to Master, 
to you ladies and gentlemen, 
and the practitioners. 
First, this is a great honor for me 
to see Master in person,
and be recognized by Master 
as a friend in Âu Lạc. Is that right?
A fan. FAN, FAN! F-A-N. 
Oh, thank you! 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
as a professional actor, I used to work 
with actresses Thẩm Thúy Hằng 
and Kim Cương in movies 
that made people cry. 
I thought that was not right 
because my mother said, “You can 
work in any profession you like, 
but you must make people happy.” 
At the time I was studying medicine, 
about to become a doctor, 
but then I pursued the acting career. 
My mother saw a few films that I made 
with Ms. Thẩm Thúy Hằng, 
making people cry, and she didn’t like it. 
She said, 
“How about you change to comedy?” 
I think making people laugh 
is very difficult, it’s not that easy.
Very difficult.
Very difficult. For people to laugh 
with every single line you say, 
like the way Master does, isn’t easy. 
Master, it seems you’re shy, 
so you’re biting your finger, is that right? 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
my profession is to make people laugh. 
So now I’d like to offer you a few jokes.
Ladies and gentlemen, there were
 5, 6 ladies who were starving. 
They were holding hands, 
walking in the city, 
hoping to find something to survive. 
Passing by a palace, they saw 
a picture with 5 fingers like this. 
The ladies asked, 
“That smiling picture shows 5 fingers. 
What does it mean?” 
Seeing that they were very hungry, 
a guy explained right away, 
“That smiling picture with the 5 fingers 
means that you’re promised 
5 kilograms of rice every month.”
The ladies were very happy, 
but they couldn’t believe it. 
So they held hands and went to 
Xá Lợi Pagoda, bowing to the Buddha: 
“Most Venerable Buddha, 
please bless us
to make that statement come true, 
so that we can have 5 kilograms of rice 
to sustain ourselves.” 
While they were bowing like that, 
one of them looked up at the Buddha 
seated on the lotus dais. 
Shakyamuni Buddha showed 
3 fingers like this. 
That lady elbowed another lady, 
saying, “Sister, 
Buddha said only 3 kilograms!” 
That’s not all. 
Another lady went to another altar and 
saw Buddha statue at the time of birth, 
with his hand like this and 
one finger pointing to the ground. 
She said, “Sister, it’s not 3. 
Buddha said only 1.  
After we receive that 1 kilogram, 
we just pour it on the ground 
because it has been eaten by bugs.” 
So the others said, “Woe is us! 
That means break-even, no rice at all. 
How about we go to 
Notre Dame Cathedral 
and ask Holy Mother Mary 
to see if there’s anything left.”
As they were bowing, 
they saw Mother Mary smiling, 
her hand was like this – zero kilogram! 
But the ladies didn’t give up yet. 
They were hungry! 
They went to the Bạch Đằng Harbor 
and bowed to Saint Trần, 
the founding father of Aulacese navy, 
asking if there would be any rice. 
He was holding a sword 
and pointing like this. 
The ladies said, “That’s it. 
He said to give up our lives, sisters!” 
So 30, 40 ladies took away 
their own lives. 
The underworld couldn’t prepare 
the list of deaths fast enough, 
so they questioned Saint Trần: 
“What did you do that made them 
kill themselves? 
We couldn’t prepare 
the record of deaths fast enough!”
Saint Trần replied very charmingly, 
“No, I told them to leave.” 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
if the story ended there,
it wouldn’t be very charming. 
In fact, the underworld also 
interrogated that picture, asking, 
“Hey, you’re smiling 
and showing 5 fingers like that – 
what does it mean?” 
The picture was very nervous. “Yes, 
I was smiling and showing my fingers 
like that, meaning that whoever leaves 
must offer me 5 bars of gold.” 
A lady’s husband died 
but his spirit was still hanging around, 
haunting the house, 
so her business couldn’t thrive. 
One day, a ritualist – a ritualist, 
not a monk, Master – was passing by. 
The woman said, “Sir, can you recite 
a chapter of scripture for my husband 
and pray that his soul be liberated, 
so I can go on with my business? 
If he keeps haunting, 
I can’t succeed in anything.” 
He said, “All right, put some money 
on the ritual table then.” 
She asked, “How much, sir?” 
He said, “2,000.” 
She said, “Oh my God!
I sold porridge and sweet desserts; 
after taxes I only have 150 left. 
You can recite half a chapter then; 
that’s fine too.” 
He was without customers, so he said, 
“Okay, just put the money there.” 
After she put out the money, 
he folded it up 
and put in his pocket right away. 
He asked, 
“What’s your husband’s name?” 
She said, “His name is Lê Văn Guava.” 
He struck the wooden fish, dong! 
“Respectfully, here’s wishing 
the spirit of Lê Văn Guava be in bliss 
in Western Province Paradise.” 
She was prostrating behind him 
and said, 
“Oh? That sounded strange, sir! 
I heard people say Western Paradise, 
(Tây Phương – Western Land – 
sounds like Tây Ninh – 
a western province)
how come you said Western Province?”
 He said, “Oh well, with 150, 
one can only take the bus 
to the western province. 
When you have 2000,
then he can go to Western Paradise. 
I tell you the truth, the way I practice, 
we can cheat in prayers, 
but the thing is, 
when he reaches the western province, 
they would kick him out 
and ask him to pay for another ticket 
to go to Western Paradise anyway.” 
Would you like more? (Yes.)
You’re not clapping at all? 
You can clap on the table. 
One hand eating, 
one hand clapping on the table. 
Otherwise, he’ll leave the stage.
Yes. 
Maybe they are eating very diligently. 
If they studied with such diligence, 
they’d be doctors already and 
wouldn’t be spiritual practitioners. 
There’s a joke about the 3 flies.
If they’re meditating with such diligence, 
they’d become Buddhas 
a long time ago.
Yes, that’s right.
When it comes to eating, 
they’re very diligent.
Yes, very diligent 
when it comes to eating. 
There were 3 flies, 
competing to fly to the moon. 
One, two, three! 
Fly number 1 flew first, 
then Fly 2 second, and Fly 3 third. 
A journalist interviewed them. 
“Fly 1, how did you fly so fast?” 
He said, “In my country, when 
a bowl of soup is brought on the table, 
if we jump in there, 
they pour away the whole bowl,
so my family gets to enjoy it all. 
We grow big, strong, and can fly fast.” 
Then Fly 2 was asked, “And you, 
why did you come in second?” 
He said, “My country is a little poor, 
if I fly into the soup, 
they’d spoon me out and eat the rest; 
so I can only eat 1 spoon.”
When Fly 3 was asked, 
“How come you came in third?” 
“Oh goodness, my country is terrible! 
If I fly in, they not only 
don’t pour any drop out, but they 
even hold me up and suck the soup out 
a few times before they toss me away.”
There was a mental hospital. 
I was performing in London, and 
the theater was right next to an asylum. 
It was noon time 
and the sun was very hot. 
A mental patient climbed all the way 
to the top of the tree, swinging up there. 
The hospital director and nurse 
asked him to come down, 
he absolutely refused. 
They called the police; 
the police readied their guns, 
“If you’re not coming down, 
we’re gonna shoot!” 
He didn’t climb down either. 
They were stuck, 
so they called the firefighters. 
“Come on, if you’re depressed, 
just jump right down.” 
He didn’t jump either.
So the doctor said, “His time is up.” 
So they called a priest, 
because the guy was a Catholic.
They called the priest for the ritual; 
in case the man fell down, at least 
his soul would be liberated to Heaven. 
The priest came, holding the Bible. 
He looked up on the tree top. 
He was reading, reading, 
and he made a sign like this. 
The guy climbed down right away. 
A journalist came and asked, 
“Oh? That was strange! 
The police threatened you, 
you didn’t come down. 
The doctor was pleading with you, 
you didn’t do it either. 
The firefighters asked you 
to come down to no avail. 
How come the Father just did like this 
and you came down straight away?”
The guy said, “I’m not stupid! 
He said if I don’t come down, 
he’ll chop off the tree. 
Of course I’d come down!”
There men went to Cấp Beach to sightsee. 
In the evening, 
all the restaurants were full. 
Hotels were also crowded, 
no more vacancy. 
The hotel owner said, 
“Let me be honest, I do care about you. 
I still have a room
where I put my beloved goat. 
If you don’t mind the smell 
and stay with him, 
then I can let you sleep in there.” 
“Oh, that’s easy stuff. Let me.” 
Man 1 went inside to try. 
Five minutes later, he came out; 
the smell was too strong, 
he couldn’t stand it. 
Man 2 said, 
“Oh geez, a big brother like that,
it’s too bad! Let me!” 
After 15 minutes, he ran out.  
So the man said, “Oh goodness, 
my two big brothers are terrible! 
I’ve never refused anything. Let me!” 
He went in there Midnight,
then 1 AM, 
they didn’t see him go outside. 
He was great. (He fainted?) 
2 AM, no sight of him. 3 AM, still no. 
At 4 AM, the goat ran out.
How can you remember so well? 
There are so many jokes 
and you still remember them. 
I forget whatever I read.
Yes, it’s because 
when we practice spiritually, 
we’re not attached to anything. 
I’m not a practitioner yet, 
so I keep everything inside. 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
I came up here to admire 
Master’s talents in entertainment. 
In terms of cheering up everyone, 
I must call Master “Master.” 
Ladies and gentlemen...
Ladies and gentlemen, 
it’s not easy to make people laugh. 
To make people angry or upset, 
that’s very easy. 
But to make people laugh 
is extremely hard. 
Especially when we’re up here on stage... 
Especially on stage, for example 
in front of 3000, 4000 people 
to cheer them up, 
but if they don’t laugh at the first line, 
then right away 
it’s like things are falling.  
And after the second line, things keep 
falling on the way to your knees, 
then you can’t pull up. 
But through Master’s demeanors 
and the way Master entertains, 
I can affirm – 
although I’m not a disciple yet – 
but I know that Master is 
a Bodhisattva (Saint) already. 
Because Quan Yin Bodhisattva 
imparted to Master 
the Quan Yin Method of meditation. 
And earlier, I had the honor of 
shaking Master’s hand; 
it seemed that Master already
gave me initiation.
I’d like to continue with a story 
in the mental hospital. 
At noon, everyone closed the door 
to take a nap – in Âu Lạc it’s like that. 
During that siesta time, 
there was a patient who took a string 
and tied a cleaning brush to it. 
He was wandering along the hallway. 
The clonking sound kept the doctor up. 
When he opened the door, he saw 
the mental patient walking the brush. 
“Hey you, what are you doing?” 
The patient said, 
“Doctor, I’m taking the dog out.” 
The doctor went along with him, 
“All right, can you please 
walk your dog back to your room 
and close the door? 
Let me sleep a little. 
I have to work in the evening.” 
The patient went back 
and closed the door. 
He said, “What a dumb doctor! 
I was walking the brush, not the dog, 
but he believed me!”
Another one about the mental hospital. 
Each morning, everyone stood in line 
to salute the flag. 
Before that time, a doctor saw that 
there was a very strange patient. 
Every morning he would climb 
all the way up the flag pole, place a 
piece of paper there, put a stone on it, 
then climb down. 
The doctor thought that was odd. 
“He must have got something there, 
that’s why he does that 
every morning.” 
So he waited until the man 
climbed down, then asked a male nurse 
to get the piece of paper 
to see what it said. 
It read: “Ladies and gentlemen, 
this is the end of the flag pole.”
This is another one
taking place in the mental asylum, 
where there was a big swimming pool. 
One Saturday evening, 
no one was allowed to swim in there 
in order to let people scoop out 
all the water and clean up the moss. 
So there was no drop of water in there. 
All of a sudden, 
8, 9 mental patients jumped down. 
They just ran back and forth, 
swimming in air. 
Meanwhile, there was one that sat on 
the ground looking down and laughed. 
The doctor saw that, so he said, 
“This one is fine, 
let me ask him a few questions. 
If he’s not too bad, I’ll let him go home. 
It’s a pity to confine him here 
otherwise.” So the doctor asked, 
“Brother, how come you don’t 
go swimming with them?” 
He said, “Come on, man! 
Don’t talk me
into doing the wrong thing. 
I don’t know how to swim; 
if I go down there, 
I’ll drown to death!”
This happened 
when I arrived in Subic Bay, 
an island in the Philippines. 
I already knew how to speak English 
then, because I used to work 
for the Embassy for about 12 years. 
They saw that I could speak English, 
so they let me be the interpreter 
for a doctor. 
So during my time working there, 
usually if people in the camp 
had a headache or stomachache, 
they could tell me and I’d interpret 
for them to get the medicine. 
It was simple like that. 
All of sudden, 
one day there was a lady from Huế, 
whose child had a very high fever. 
She was very anxious,
so she pushed me aside; 
there was no need for translation, 
she would speak English 
directly to the doctor. 
Now if she spoke English, 
the doctor would have understood.  
But she spoke half English, 
half Aulacese, 
and with her Huế accent even.
If there’s anyone here from Huế, 
please forgive me. 
This is a true story, 100%. 
She carried her baby boy in and said, 
“Oh doctor, my baby is sick. 
You know he is very hot. 
He’s hotter than nước sôi.” 
The doctor got up and bobbing his body, 
“What are you talking about? 
What do you mean nước sôi?” 
She said, 
“Nước sôi same same hot water. 
You know last night he ate tùm lum.” 
“What are you talking about tùm lum? 
What do you mean tùm lum?” 
She said, “Tùm lum means everything. 
You know he ate hot dog. 
He ate hamburger. 
He ate kẹo đậu phộng.” 
“What you mean kẹo đậu phộng?” 
“Coconut candy, you know?” 
“Oh yeah!” 
“You know he goes to toilet non-stop.” 
The baby had diarrhea, 
she didn’t know what to do, 
so she said it like that. He said, 
“Okay, now sit down!
Let me take care of your baby.” 
He took off the boy’s clothes 
and saw that his back had these black 
vertical and horizontal lines. 
He thought she hit the boy, so he said, 
“Hey you! I’m going to put you in jail 
for three years, okay?” 
She said, “Why?” I said, “Oh my God, 
he wanted to put you in jail
for hitting the boy with all these lines.” 
She said, “No. 
You know I cạo gió him!” 
“What do you mean cạo gió?” 
She said, “Cạo gió, I use a quarter. 
Do you know quarter?” 
“Yes, I know quarter.” 
“I use Nhị Thiên Đường.” 
“What? What do you mean 
Nhị Thiên Đường?” 
“Nhị Thiên Đường same same baby oil. 
I pour on his back, I cạo (do coining). 
“What do you mean cạo?”
She translated literally. 
Cạo means scratch, wind means gió. 
“You know I scratch wind him. Please! 
If you have medicine, 
give một ít (a little) something. 
You know if he dies 
then I die theo đó tề (with him “like that”).” 
With the Huế accent, everything has 
the words "đó tề” (“like that”) at the end. 
He said, “I don’t care, okay! Go home!” 
“No, please cứu (save) him. Please. 
If he dies then 
I die theo đó tề (“with him”).”
If anyone here is from Quảng Nam, 
please spare me the death sentence. 
I had a job entertaining at a wedding. 
There was a guy 
who was studying English. 
The unfortunate thing was that 
his daughter was very skinny 
but she was marrying 
a big American man like this. 
So in the middle of the wedding party, 
it was unclear whether 
he was sad or happy. 
He held the microphone, 
stood up, and talked. 
He spoke English,
with the Quảng Nam accent, so it was 
like half Aulacese, half English.  
He said exactly like this, 
“Ladies and gentlemen.”
Instead of “ladies and gentlemen,” 
he said (with an accent) 
“ladies and gentlemen.” 
“Today.” The word “today” – 
the Quảng Nam accent is very cute. 
A-Y sounds like U-A.  
For example, “Ai vậy? (Who’s there?)” 
With the Quảng Nam way, 
it’d be like “Ai rứa? (Who’s there?)” 
“Today is a happy night 
of my daughter. Why?” 
“Why” but he said “why”  
with an accent. 
“Because she gets married 
with a very rich American. 
He is very rich but he is very old too.” 
He said, “Very old.” 
“I am 45 but he is 69. He looks like 
my grandfather but I don’t care. 
Why? Because sometimes 
he gives me money. 
But the only thing I’m worried tonight 
is my daughter will die. 
Today my daughter will die. 
Why? Because my daughter is 
very skinny, she is very ‘ốm’ (skinny) 
like ‘con mắm’ (salted fish), 
mà thằng rể (but the groom) is very 
fat, fat like con voi (an elephant). 
An elephant leaning on mắm (salted fish), 
then the mắm must die. 
But I don’t care. Why?
Because 
in Aulacese, there’s a saying: 
 ‘A fish that’s not preserved with salt 
 will be spoiled; children who don’t 
obey their parents will go astray.’
I’d like to translate that into English 
for the groom’s family 
to understand for fun. 
‘Cá không ăn muối cá ươn,’ 
I’d like to translate like this: 
‘Fish never eats salt is the bad fish.’ 
Very good. 
‘Con cãi cha mẹ,’ the world ‘cãi,’ 
I’d like to translate as salad. 
Cãi (disobey) is the same 
as cải (salad ). 
‘If children salad (disobey) parents, 
children will die.’ Die thì (then) die, 
I don’t care. 
Thank you and good night.”  
Why all the drawling?
The following month, 
on April 23, 1994, 
although with a very busy schedule, 
upon returning from Hong Kong 
refugee camps after visiting 
and comforting the Aulacese people 
in dire situations, 
Supreme Master Ching Hai graciously 
set aside time for a press conference. 
She shared with the Aulacese (Vietnamese), 
Chinese and American media 
in California about the predicament 
that the refugees had to endure. 
After that, she visited with writers, 
artists, members of the media, 
friends, and guests. 
Actor La Thoại Tân once again 
was the master of ceremonies 
at this gathering at the Beverly Hilton 
in Beverly Hills, USA.
Do you know this man? 
There won’t be any payment today, 
I’m saying in advance.
Actually today I should be 
paying Master US$2,000.
That’s right.
Yes, but instead of 
paying Master US$2,000, I would like 
to inform Master a very good news 
that I’ve become veg.
Well, well, well... That means 
you must pay another US$2,000.
Yes, that’s true. That money is like 
the air fare to go to Heaven. 
Respected Master, 
esteemed members of the media, 
friends, aunts, and uncles.
Our party today has about 
700 to 800 people. 
With 800 people, we inadvertently 
have saved the lives of at least 2 cows.
Yes, that’s true, that’s true.
Right. 
And if we used to eat roasted pork, 
then we have saved the lives of 4 pigs. 
If we used to eat seafood, 
then my God, who knows 
how many big baskets of oysters, 
scallops, snails, and clams?
After Master’s press conference 
on Valley Boulevard, suddenly I... 
I won’t dare to know who enlightened me, 
but suddenly I completely 
said no to hamburgers, hot dogs, 
and returned to the veg diet.
Wow, 5 stars for you. 
Perhaps, 
according to the Association members, 
Master has blessed me. 
Because I’m one of 
those ox-minded kinds. 
I’m a water buffalo, 
not a regular buffalo even.
Your sign is a buffalo?
Yes, a buffalo, 
so I don’t listen to anyone. 
After I read scriptures 
by Buddha and Jesus, 
suddenly I feel such love for Master. 
Many members of the media asked me, 
“How come you went 
to a Catholic school, 
and your father was the president 
of the Buddhist Association 
in Quảng Nam Province, 
but now you’re following Master?” 
I said, “Excuse me, but I have driven 
all kinds of cars. 
Mercedes, Toyota, Cadillac, everything. 
But in the end, I realized that Toyota 
is the best, so I would still choose it.”
Is that right, fellow citizens?
Besides, let me ask you something. 
Suddenly, one day 
when we came home from work, 
we saw that our house was burning. 
We’re rich, we only use water hoses 
from Sears, everything, deluxe. 
But the neighbor gave us the hose 
from Pic ‘N’ Save. It sprayed water 
and stopped the house from burning. 
Let me ask you, if that time I insisted 
on finding the hose from Sears 
in my garage, then my house 
would be burnt down already. 
So the hose from Pic ‘N’ Save 
at that time would still be better 
than Sears for sure.
And now, after many days 
that Master left California, leaving me 
and all the fellow practitioners 
to go there to save our people who 
were screaming and crying grievously...  
All those days that you were gone, 
Master, 
at home I was eating vegetarian.
I tell you the truth, Master, 
my mother used to say, 
“Remember, son. 
All year you don’t eat vegetarian 
any day, but on the first day 
of the lunar New Year, 
try to keep the veg diet.” 
I said yes to be filial, 
ladies and gentlemen. 
I ate in the morning and looked at 
the clock to see what time it was 
so I could eat lunch. 
Lunch wasn’t over yet, I already 
looked forward to the evening. Why?
So that at midnight, 
I could eat a meat rice cake. 
The bad karmic hindrances 
were still very heavy. 
So now as a vegetarian, 
I’m like a car that’s already filled up 
but hasn’t started. I’m like a car 
with a full tank of gas and oil 
but hasn’t gone anywhere because 
I haven’t been initiated yet. 
What is initiation? 
It means we must keep the precepts, 
know how to meditate, 
to save other beings, to let go of 
how other people troubled us. 
Whoever scolded us, we just let it go. 
Whoever hit us, just let it go. 
Jesus taught that 
if someone hit you on the right, 
let him hit you more on the left.
Really? 
Yes, really.
You’re sure?
Come up here and hit me. 
Try it. All right, man.
Do it right away. 
We can’t have empty talk.
I don’t care, man. 
Hit me now. I don’t care! 
Here, here, this gentleman.
Do you know martial arts?
Hit me hard.
This is sweet potato “peel” 
(vỏ – peel – sounds like võ – 
martial arts), right?
Hit hard. Go ahead! 
Ouch! My God, how come so mean! 
We were just joking, 
how come you did it so hard?
Ladies and gentlemen, 
it didn’t hurt yet. (Not yet?) 
Because all these... Buddha said 
whatever you have in this world 
is just illusory. 
What does illusory mean? 
It means not real. 
I’d like to clarify a little more. 
In the morning when we’re eating, 
then we haven’t eaten in the afternoon 
and yet we feel hungry. 
At noon, we eat on a full stomach. 
In the evening, if we haven’t eaten yet, 
we’d feel hunger again. 
Late at night, if we haven’t eaten, 
we’d feel hungry again. 
So that means nothing is real. 
Even our parents are not real.
A bikhu asked Shakyamuni, 
“Master, do I belong to myself?” 
Buddha asked, 
“What is yours? Tell me.” 
“Buddha, this hair is mine.” 
Buddha asked softly, “Do you know 
how many strands are on your head?” 
He said, “I do not know.” 
“Then how could you call it yours?
When your eyes are infected 
and become red, you tell them 
to stop hurting. Is that possible?” 
“No. I must go see the doctor.” 
“When your tooth has a cavity, 
you tell it to stop hurting and aching – 
is that possible?” “No.” 
“When you’re sleepy, 
but you don’t sleep, is that possible? 
And especially at the moment of death, 
can you tell yourself not to die? 
No! You’d still have to die.”
You have disciples now. 
La Thoại Tân has lots of disciples.
Last night I saw on the news 
that President Nixon passed away. 
They showed news clips.
That’s right.
I saw him sitting. 
His wife’s casket was carried by him; 
he was sitting there, crying like a baby. 
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nixon 
was a very famous president. 
He was very intelligent and was 
the advisor for countless presidents, 
and yet he was helpless before God, 
because God already 
brought his wife back Home. 
He was crying. 
And yesterday, he himself 
also went to “the meeting.” 
Why? Stroke. 
Why do people have stroke? 
It’s due to a lot of meat eating, 
nothing else. Lots of eating meat, 
drinking alcohol, smoking tobacco, 
then adding more coffee to it,
worrying more, 
trying to make more money, 
then getting a stroke. 
No choice but a stroke.
It’s true.
Right.
It’s true. All the doctors will say that.
Okay. So I’d like to promise 
with Master that even if I’m poor,
I’d endure it.
I won’t dare to cheat, lie, or yell 
at someone so that I can be rich. 
No, no, I won’t dare do that. 
Before today, like 28 days or 30 days, 
it’s true I fell into temptations. 
But now Master already said this, 
which I heard on the tape, then I 
started to think that when we eat meat, 
that means we’re killing. 
But killing also doesn’t only mean 
killing an animal. When we think bad, 
talk bad, or do bad toward others, 
we also commit killing.
So when we want to talk bad 
about someone, 
just look at ourselves in the mirror. 
Are we good? Are we beautiful? 
Then we can talk about other people. 
Everyone is the same. 
The French have a very good saying: 
“Human is a reed, but a thinking reed.” 
It means that a human being 
is just a reed, 
but a reed that knows how to think. 
A reed is very feeble. 
A reed is not worthy of
being compared to anything; 
it’s useless. 
But this reed knows how to think. 
However, 
people abuse that thinking power 
to trample on the lives of animals. 
To use animals to keep us alive, 
that is nonsensical and unfair.
How about you change your profession?
Now, I would like to...
Now you can be a pastor or a master.
No, it’s because... 
Maybe tomorrow I’ll shave my hair 
because it’s come up to here already.
You only have a few strands left. 
Never mind,
Yes, I still have two left. 
My hair is sparse, therefore it’s not real. 
Now I’d like tell a few jokes 
to offer to Master. 
Then later I will play the zither 
to offer Master a Huế song and 
“Love Affinity 
Between North and South.”
My friend next door used to drink a lot. 
I advised him to be veg, and he was 
able to follow and eat veg for 6 days. 
One night, 
he drove past a seafood restaurant. 
The smell of roasted salted crab 
from the restaurant was wafting 
to his nostrils. He was craving it. 
He parked the car, 
entered the restaurant, and ordered. 
“Waiter, come here.” 
The waiter asked, 
“What would you like, sir?” He said, 
“Give me a plate of African tofu.” 
Oh my goodness!
The waiter said, 
“Here we only have seafood, 
no African tofu.”
Ah, really? He pretended.
“Then give me some Philippine 
bean sauce.” The other said, 
“We don’t have that either.” 
“Oh, never mind. How about boiled 
water spinach from Alaska?” 
Oh no! The waiter said, 
“If you don’t want to eat seafood, 
then just drink Coca then go home. 
There’s no way I’d have those foods.” 
My friend said, “Well then bring me 
some roasted salted crab.”
 As soon as the waiter turned his back 
to walk away, the friend clasped 
his hands and said, “Oh dear Master, 
I also want to eat vegetarian food 
very much, but they don’t have it, 
so I have to eat some 
roasted salted crab instead.”
Remember, don’t fall back 
to meat eating like that. 
Those who were initiated, if like that, 
you’re dead right away. 
At least I can be okay. 
Anyway, actually that guy hit me hard; 
it really hurt, not a joke.
There was a market selling meat, 
vegetables, and fish, all kinds of stuff. 
A Zen master came down from the 
mountain and explained to the people. 
“Don’t ever eat fish and meat anymore 
because that way we’re killing.” 
So the meat shop owner came out. 
He was holding a cleaver and said, 
“Go find another place 
to amuse yourself. 
I’m selling meat here. 
If you talk like that, 
whom am I going to sell to?” 
The Zen master was nice, 
so he went away.
Two days later, 
the meat seller wanted to go hunting. 
He took the rifle with him to the forest. 
He passed by a trap. 
Up there they had a trap. 
Whichever animal walked by, 
the net would come down, 
and the animal would be 
struggling in there. 
So he passed by there, 
the net came down, 
and he struggled inside the net. 
Two tigers were walking by. 
He was very scared, all pale. 
His tears were running, he was trembling. 
He was afraid of being eaten 
by the tigers. One of the tigers 
was going to pounce on him, 
but the second tiger knew 
how to speak the human language – 
maybe he was initiated already 
or something like that.
He said, “Oh friend, take a look! 
He’s so frightened. 
He’s shaking, His tears are rolling. 
Don’t you feel pity for him? 
We have plenty of other things to eat. 
Let’s just let him go.” 
Then he walked away. 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
the meat seller, from that point on, 
became a vegetarian 
and requested for initiation as well.
Now I have a story about someone 
from Quảng Nam. 
Whenever he sees me, 
he always requests that I tell him 
stories from Quảng Nam, 
but with a Quảng Nam accent.
If anyone here is from Quảng Nam, 
please forgive me.
Quảng Nôm. 
Quảng Nôm.
Last year in Texas, 
there was a gathering. 
They arranged a stage like this, 
and whoever was upset about 
something could go up and express. 
So a man from Quảng Nam 
came up and spoke exactly like this.
Is this true? 
Yes, it’s true. (Really!) 
Respected fellow citizens. 
That’s right. 
They speak exactly like that.
Today I’m up here because 
they said I’m with the CIA.
O Heaven! I vow to you, 
I don’t know what the heck CIA means. 
But he knocked on my door at midnight 
and confined me in the jungle 
for 3 months. 
In the beginning, 
he hit me with a sweeping broom. 
Later, since he didn’t hear me 
say anything – because there was 
nothing to declare, right everyone? – 
so he hit me with a big chunk of firewood. 
I didn’t have anything to say either. 
So he pinned me down and tickled me. 
My goodness, that was the worst! 
Pain we can tolerate, but if tickled, 
how can we refrain from laughing? 
Yet, to keep up with my spirit, 
I didn’t laugh. Until 5 in the evening... 
Go ahead and clap.
What happened at 5 PM? 
His hands were tired, so he stopped?
Not yet, Master. (Not yet?) 
At 5 PM, he said, 
“This guy is hard-headed. 
I have to tickle his belly button!” 
Fellow compatriots, he used his finger 
like this and tickled my belly button. 
Compatriots, if I have a stomachache, 
I’d bear it; otherwise if someone 
put some medicated oil in my navel, 
I’d laugh for the whole month. 
I can’t stand anyone 
touching my belly button. 
But he kept tickling my belly button. 
So I said, “Amitabha Buddha, 
please let me laugh to release it. 
I don’t care what happens. 
What can I do now?
I just need to laugh once.” 
So I laughed for 2 hours, 
my belly button was almost severed. 
I thought he would let me go. 
Instead, he kept me confined 
for 8 years. I drank toxic water,
so my skin was yellow like turmeric. 
Now thanks to being veg, 
my skin is a little bit better like this.
Earlier I met some drunken men. 
One said, “You guys got any money? 
Put it out; I’ll tell a story with
2,000 words starting with the letter t, 
just for fun.” 
Another man said, “Oh God, 
you can’t tell a story with 2,000 words 
with the letter t. 
How much do you want?” 
He said, “Each one US$20.” 
There were 5 of them. 
He collected $100, put in his pocket, 
and told a story 
with the letter t like this:
According to the Time 
and the Circumstance, in early August, 
the Venerable Thích Tâm Tuyền 
was planning to self-immolate 
at the private school Tôn Thất Thuyết. 
The news of the monk’s 
self-immolation reached the President. 
The President immediately called 
Major Tung to his private residence, 
ordering him to find eight detectives 
to arrest the monk, 
put him on a helicopter, 
and transport him to the center 
of Thủ Thừa Province. 
Major Tung put him on the eighth floor. 
After eight weeks of refusing food, 
he died in jail. 
News of his death in jail 
spread from cities to villages. 
Minister of Information 
Tôn Thất Thiện accompanied 
the eight famous detectives, 
plus Thoại Tân, Thanh Thúy, 
Thái Thanh, and Thanh Tú to visit him. 
( Very good!) 
Thanh Thúy, upon seeing his body 
in bits and pieces, was crying softly. 
All the monks genuinely grieved him. 
That’s all, thank you!
How can you remember so well?
If I can make Master laugh, 
I’m very happy already. 
There’s nothing greater.
We all laughed; everyone laughed.
Master makes people laugh. 
I have bowed to you as my Master, 
so now that I can make you laugh, 
I’m very happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, 
I’m going to tell the last story because 
our program today looks very packed. 
If I stand up here and talk about all 
sorts of things, it’d be a pity for you.
I was on a boat. 
Its capacity was about 500, 
standing room only, no place to sit.
I saw a college student. 
On this shoulder he carried a guitar; 
on this side he carried a bag. 
He was walking back and forth, trying 
to find a very nice place to sit down. 
Finally, he chose a corner, 
opposite a young woman, 19 years old. 
She was very beautiful, 
except that she was a bit chubby. 
She was sitting with her 8-year-old sister. 
He waited when the moon rose, 
took out his guitar, and played it. 
He sang “Resonance,” like this:
“Resonance of your singing 
evokes longing in my heart. 
The air was still as if 
lovingly lulling one into reverie. 
How I’d like to say some words promises. 
My heart’s reluctant 
to convey long-time yearning.” 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
she yawned loudly and slept soundly.
So he sang the second song, 
“Dreaming Amidst Flowers” 
by Phạm Đình Chương. 
He sang like this:
“I often thought even before I met you 
Of a young maiden, 
lovely as the moon
Pure eyes mesmerizing wild palm trees
Please say we’re meant for each other.”
The singing was all wrong.
Respected Master, after that, 
she also yawned and fell asleep again. 
He was frustrated, 
so he changed the lyrics like this.
“Although I haven’t met you, 
I already felt sorrow.  
There’s a young woman, 
chubby as a buffalo. 
Her eyes humongous, her mouth large, 
her laugh the sound of a horse. 
Now that we’re together,
just whinny, sweetheart.” 
She said, “What a boor! 
I'm chubby, that’s my business!
What is it to you that 
you talked about me like that?” 
Then she went to sleep.
She waited until the 5th day. 
The two sisters brought dried rice 
and drinking water, 
whereas he didn’t have anything 
except the guitar and some books. 
He was starving, very hungry. 
On the 5th day in the sea, 
when people are hungry, 
you know how it is, they get very weak. 
They can’t even chase away a fly. 
His head was turned sideways; 
he was drooling on one side of the mouth. 
The older sister said, 
“Honey, go over there and tell him 
to sing for me half a song; 
I will offer all of my heart to him.”
The younger sister told him 
exactly like that. 
When he heard the girl, he said, 
“My God, woe is me! 
Your sister wants to play 
on my suffering? 
Tell her, I don’t need her heart now. 
If she has dried rice,
please give me half a bag, then 
I can sing a thousand songs for her. 
Just cast the heart aside.” 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
when people are very hungry, 
half a bag of dried rice is 
more precious than the heart
of a beautiful lady. Thank you.
Respected Master, 
seeing that Master is happy, 
I’m very happy. 
We pray for the Providence 
to grant Master with more health 
to deliver lectures, to save beings, 
and to help people. 
We are helpless 
and don’t have the means. 
It’s all up to Heaven above, 
but Master is the representative. 
We will try to do that. 
Thank you so much, Master. 
Amitabha Buddha be praised.
Everything is up to God.
I cannot do much. I only try my best.
Respected Master, 
I heard that you like Huế songs, 
so that would be the first one. 
Then after that, I will play 
“Northern Love, Southern Affinity.”
You have all kinds of skills. 
Do you know how to play for real, 
or they’re turning up the video in there?
Yes, it’s probably like that.
Oh wow, you’re truly multi-talented. 
So great! Really good!
I didn’t know 
you could even play music. 
You’re so talented. Wow! 
No wonder your wife is smitten with you.
Remember you still the mountain
and river of Hương Bình? 
Those green days of youth, 
with lingering affection
and reminiscence.
Trees’ reflection on the Perfume River 
A boat docked at the Tiêu Tương Harbor
Yearning for songs mesmerized with 
fragrance and imbued with melancholy
Listening to the lamenting Nam Bình tune, 
like sobbing cries for a love unfulfilled.
Under the glimmering dreamy moon, 
what happiness is there 
for a life in the mist and wind!
Who is missing whom
when the night’s ending and love fading?
Oh boat, where are you taking me? 
Searching for the moon, 
it has long ebbed.
Dew falls on the forlorn harbor, 
adding to the sadness.
Wind and clouds!
The night is short but love long-lasting.
Is anyone missing someone 
at the river’s source?
I just accompanied him, 
because he made so fast, I cannot do it.
This song isn’t sung 
so fast like running robbers. (Yes.) 
Right? It seems this song should be
sung slowly, and not... (Yes.) 
What else do we have?
And now, 
it’s “Northern Love, Southern Affinity.”
Maybe I don’t know. 
You know.
Long time, you know, 
I left Âu Lạc. I forgot many songs.
From the North 
one has crossed a long river
to find on this land a home of affection
Northern love and Southern affinity 
are a common bond 
that we build for eternity
Together we lend our caring hands
Rejoicing with the two 
harvesting seasons of corn and potato
So life is as fragrant 
as golden rice grains, O love!
Tomorrow’s success brings 
laughter and delight everywhere
Pain and sorrow from separation 
cease on our homeland
We’ll bring our love to the northern land
Returning to the flower garden 
to offer her a sweet briar
Songs of loving affection 
make her cheeks rosy
The pulse of life is peaceful and joyous
Together we walk as our shadows merge.
Beautiful.
Maybe I played it wrong 
but Master sang it right. (No, not that.) 
So we just do it once; 
otherwise people will scold me.
All the bad habits will show, 
for both Master and student. 
Yes, I will stand here to be the MC 
as Master requested. ( Yes.) 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
from this moment on, 
I’m going to be the MC on this stage.
If you’re tired, you can rest a little. 
These days you’re eating vegetarian, 
it looks like your health is weak.
No, Master, since the day I started 
eating veg, my health has been great.
That’s right. I was joking. 
You’re very strong.
I lost about 2, 3 pounds. Never mind.
Never mind.
Before I was fat with meat and fish. 
Now I’m lean with veggies and beans.
I don’t mind, okay? Okay.
Because it’s been a while,
I don’t remember the Aulacese songs 
anymore, so I just sang whatever. 
But the audience also forgot, 
so we don’t know 
if someone was singing it incorrectly.
During this cherished gathering, 
besides performances 
by our Association members, 
media professionals, writers, and 
artists also expressed their thoughts 
and contributed 
to the entertainment program. 
Some recited poems written 
by Supreme Master Ching Hai. 
Before the evening concluded, 
actor La Thoại Tân 
and participating guests invited 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
to come up on stage.
Respected Master, 
many audience members, friends and 
Association members dare not leave. 
It’s not because they worry about 
being fined US$500, 
but because Master hasn’t left yet, 
so no one dares going home. 
Now (So now we’re going home?), 
everyone would like to invite Master to 
come up on stage to say a few words. 
If you all agree, please clap very loudly. 
(Please. Why?) 
Please. Where’s the helicopter? 
Please come down 
and invite Master on stage for me.
Why you make trouble for me?
Please, please, Master. 
See, Master is walking to the  stage. 
Please! Applause! Here! 
The person we’ve been waiting for. 
Oh my God!
So, what you want me to stay here for? 
Now what? 
What would you like me to say?  Okay. 
(Recite poetry.) Recite poetry? 
These days I’ve been talking so much, 
I don’t know if I can recite. 
(You can sing also, Master.)  
Okay, thank you. 
Thank you for coming today 
and thanks for all the contributions. 
Today you have offered us, 
the guests, many beautiful programs 
to let us forget a little 
while some of the worldly troubles, 
so that our souls, 
our minds will become more recharged 
and stronger tomorrow, 
that we may be able to do more 
noble works for the world. 
I hope that if we make any congregation, 
remember to pray for the Vietnamese 
refugees so that they may have a better 
solution in a very, very near future, 
 whatever it may be. Thank you.
Is that okay now? I am free? (No, no.) 
One says to recite poetry, 
the other said to sing. What to do now? 
(Both! Both!) What? (Both!) 
Who wants poetry recital, 
raise your hand? 
All right, then recital. 
All right, recital, yes? One poem?
I don’t know which one. 
I wrote many poems 
but now it’s unexpected, 
so I forgot everything. 
Oh, that poem is not for recital. 
It was written when I was a child, 
7 or 8 years old. Very lousy! 
What? A song adaptation? 
“My Love”? 
That song is for singing, 
not for recital. 
Composer Thu Hồ, 
I also set that song into music. 
I also wrote music for that song. 
The way I wrote music, 
I don’t know if it’s similar to yours. 
It’s like this. For example like this. 
I set it to music like this. 
I don’t know it’s soothing enough 
for the composer’s ears. 
In general, it’s like this.
My Love is far away,
Hes still remembers who am I?
Separated by the Milky Way
My longing's river deep, mountain high
(Okay, I’ll sing that song then.)
My Love is far away,
Hes still remembers who am I?
Separated by the Milky Way
My longing's river deep, mountain high
My Love is far away
Hes still remembers who am I?
Long nights, yearning for my best Friend
Dreaming of the Milky Way
Oh! Hey, hey, any passerby
Any passerby
Please stop and tell me
where Hiers Kingdom is
Do you know the Way?
My Love from far away
Where Heaven and Earth unite
From immemorial time
Leave me alone, longing! 
Again and again I wander
Through thousand galaxies and worlds,
Through myriad deaths and births
Searching for my Lover
My Love's far away ever
My heart longs for You ever...
My Love from far away
Where Heaven and Earth unite 
From immemorial time
Leave me alone, longing! 
Again and again I wander
Through thousand galaxies and worlds,
Through myriad deaths and births
Searching for my Lover
My Love's far away ever
My heart longs for You ever...
Okay, we sing fast. 
Thank you! (One more time.) 
I don’t know, really. 
You already heard many of my songs. 
Is there any song 
that you haven’t heard? 
How about recital? 
A lot of singing already. 
Poetry, all right? 
In Âu Lạc before,
there were many musicians. 
They were not very famous 
but their poems were beautiful. 
When I was in high school, 
there was a poet from the same 
generation as poet Nguyễn Đức Sơn; 
his name is Ngụy Ngữ. 
He writes beautiful poems. 
When you listen to this poem, 
you’d feel very homesick. 
But you have to listen deeply 
in order to understand. 
As for my poetry, it’s not that great, 
so let’s give it a rest. 
I’ll recite another person’s poem. 
The title is “Simple Dream.”
I will lead you through
a simple dream, my love.
When the color on
our garments hasn't faded
A time when we're lost
in deep velvety eyes...
I send love songs
into the dark night
Or just the leaves rustling
like in those times
The country road is remarkably stainless,
I will mount for you bright windows
Your diary bespeaks dreamily
of “schoolday-pureness”!!
Raindrops ring
like someone's greetings...
I look down on the pavement,
the tiles have discolored,
Beethoven's music runs through
my withered soul,
Lifting me up high and makes me cry...
Should you chase after
all the high clouds
And wistfully join
the world of the romantics
I shall adorn you
with a rose
Just go leisurely,
my late-awakened golden butterfly...
We return to the city in the evening
Sensing loneliness
from busy footsteps!
What if one day
you turn gray or pass away?
Who will brighten up the autumn
by silver candle light?
Who will alleviate suffering
by bringing more yearning?
Spring arrived in all aloofness
Have your dreams ever come true?
On the Hoàn Kiếm Lake, rain drizzles.
We journey together
to the land of pure love
Yet in our spirit,
there's already a shade of doubt!
January sky brings pouring torrential
The wind sends a sign
once every decade.
My steps echo the silent sorrow;
Avoiding the future
like someone who fears brightness!
I'll lead you through
a simple dream, my love
See you not our souls
as precious as jade?
Also in April 1994, when Aulacese 
(Vietnamese) refugees in Hong Kong 
were in perilous circumstances, 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
felt deep sympathy and anguish.
She and thousands of our Association 
members went to the actual place 
to pray and urge the assistance 
of nations worldwide. 
Actor La Thoại Tân, with 
his compassionate and noble heart, 
did not mind the hardship. 
He wholeheartedly participated closely 
with the Supreme Master Ching Hai 
International Association in efforts 
to provide comfort and bring hope 
to unfortunate fellow citizens.
During his time with 
the Supreme Master Ching Hai 
International Association, 
actor La Thoại Tân had also received 
caring gifts from 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
in gratitude and admiration.
The God-given talents of La Thoại Tân 
the star were indeed long-lasting 
offerings for Aulacese culture and arts. 
The wish of La Thoại Tân the artist 
to bring happiness to the multitude 
is still continued through his legacy 
in spirit, to uplift life in this world, 
today and the morrows to come.
In today’s tribute program in 
remembrance of actor La Thoại Tân, 
we’ve enjoyed his telling humorous 
stories during gatherings in California 
with Supreme Master Ching Hai, 
media representatives, 
and Aulacese (Vietnamese) writers 
and artists in March and April 1994. 
Actor La Thoại Tân specially played 
the 16-string zither in dedication 
to Supreme Master Ching Hai, 
performing 
“Night’s End at the Royal Harbor” 
by composer Dương Thiệu Tước 
and “Song of Loving Affection” 
(Northern Love, Southern Affinity) 
by composer Xuân Tiên, 
with Supreme Master Ching Hai’s 
spontaneous singing along 
with the music. 
In response to the request of the guests, 
Supreme Master Ching Hai also 
recited the poem “Simple Dream” by 
poet Ngụy Ngữ and sang “My Love,” 
a song for which she composed 
words and music.
Mr. Xuân Tiên, 
born in 1921 in Hà Nội, 
is one of Aulacese first composers 
of modern music. 
He is capable of playing 
several instruments such as 
the clarinet, saxophone, flute, trumpet, 
guitar, violin, as well as almost all 
traditional instruments from Âu Lạc, 
Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia. 
He is also well-versed in Western 
and Chinese music theories. 
Some of the popular songs composed 
by Mr. Xuân Tiên include 
“Waiting for the Next Lifetime,” 
“Song of Loving Affection,” 
“Đồ Bàn’s Resentment,” 
“Returning to the Home’s Roof,” 
and “Love Affinity.” 
He is also a poet and inventor. 
He has modified musical instruments, 
such as the bamboo flute 
(created together with his 
elder brother, musician Xuân Lôi) 
displayed at a Paris, France museum; 
the 60-string instrument; 
and the reformed monochord, 
also called Xuân Tiên monochord.
Composer Dương Thiệu Tước 
was born in 1915 in Vân Đình village, 
Hà Đông province, northern Âu Lạc. 
He is considered one of the pioneers 
in modern Aulacese music. 
As a child, he learned how to play 
the moon lute and 16-string zither. 
At age 14, he started to study 
Western music and the piano. 
Two years later, he taught himself 
how to play the guitar and eventually 
became a noted guitar player. 
Although he was trained 
in Western music composition, 
his songs are imbued with the spirit 
of his homeland. 
Among famous works by composer 
Dương Thiệu Tước are 
“Sound of the Past,” 
“Nightfall on the Ngự Harbor,” 
“Magnolia,” “Fate of a Flower,” 
“Dream Boat,” and “Evening.” 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
caringly sent gifts to the family of 
the late composer Dương Thiệu Tước 
in appreciation of 
the talented Aulacese artist. 
Mrs. Nguyễn Thị Nga, the widow 
of composer Dương Thiệu Tước, 
has written the following letter.
I’m Nguyễn Thị Nga, wife of 
the late composer Dương Thiệu Tước. 
I would like to thank 
Sister Ching Hai so much 
for kindly thinking of me 
and my son Nguyễn Dương Hồng Đức. 
I respectfully wish you peace, 
happiness, health and blessing. 
Your “sister” Nga
Mr. Ngụy Ngữ was born 
in Thừa Thiên - Huế, 
central Âu Lạc (Vietnam). 
He also wrote screenplays for films 
such as “Red Dust” and “Old Village.” 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
has sent writer Ngụy Ngữ gifts
in appreciation 
of his sharing his heartfelt poems 
with the world, 
along with her best wishes for him. 
Thank you for watching today’s 
A Journey through Aesthetic Realms: 
Music & Poetry. 
Please stay tuned to 
Supreme Master Television. 
May you and your loved ones 
be blessed with peaceful 
and hope-filled lives.
Where, where are you going, my winter sun?
Won’t, won’t you miss me
Stay’n on this side of the sea?
Poet... 
Jewelry designer... 
Painter... 
Fashion designer…
From the fruits of 
her prolific artistic talents, 
Supreme Master Ching Hai 
is able to independently fund 
her worldwide humanitarian works. 
Her generous donations are offered, 
oftentimes quietly and anonymously, 
to many individuals and causes 
in the altruistic spirit of unconditional 
love and immense compassion.  
We wish to contribute a little solid, 
material comfort to some of the great 
work that you're doing, to the veterans. 
Please be gracious and accept 
some share of gratitude from us 
among the world citizens. 
I would like to represent all of you 
to offer a little contribution 
to these two great organizations 
who take care of the children without 
condition, without wanting any reward. 
All your sacrifice will never go unnoticed 
and will be rewarded by the Almighty.
I pray that one day 
our world is peaceful,
so that all your heroic talent,
all your enthusiasm will be used 
in rebuilding our world and protecting 
what is right in a peaceful way.
Join us on 
A Journey through Aesthetic Realms: 
Music & Poetry, 
Saturday, March 19, 2011, 
for part 1 of a 2-part 
special presentation titled 
“Loving is Sharing: 
Supreme Master Ching Hai’s 
Auspicious Affinity 
with the United States” as we highlight 
Supreme Master Ching Hai’s 
benevolent charity work in the USA, 
including speeches from two magnificent 
benefit concerts 
at the D.A.R. Constitution Hall, 
Washington, DC 
and Shrine Auditorium, 
Los Angeles, California. 
Be sure to tune in, right here, 
on Supreme Master Television!