Greetings, kind viewers, 
and welcome to 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants. 
Today, April 24, 2010 is 
World Lab Animal Day, 
founded by the National 
Anti-Vivisection Society 
of the United States. 
On this day, 
anti-vivisectionists 
around the world work 
to raise public awareness 
about stopping
the unethical, savage 
and unscientific practice 
of experimentation 
and demonstration 
on live animals, which 
causes extreme suffering 
and death to countless 
innocent beings each year.
Besides being a central 
figure in US literature, 
renowned 
author and humanitarian 
Mark Twain was 
a prominent advocate
of animal welfare who 
spoke out against abuses 
such as bullfighting
and vivisection. 
The world-renowned 
writer first encountered 
the field of publishing 
at age eleven when 
he began working 
as an assistant 
in a print shop. 
As a young man 
he wrote articles for 
a number of newspapers 
and became famous 
in the US 
when his short story
“Jim Smiley and 
His Jumping Frog” 
was published nationally. 
The work 
he is best known for, 
“The Adventures 
of Huckleberry Finn,” 
was written in 1884, 
and is considered 
by many to be
“the Great American Novel.”
Animals were featured 
in many of 
Mr. Twain’s works, from 
his newspaper articles 
condemning animal cruelty 
to the thoughtful pieces 
written toward
the end of his life, 
“A Dog’s Tale” in 1903, 
“A Horse’s Tale” in 1907 
and his letter to the 
London Anti-Vivisection 
Society in 1899.
Several of Mark Twain’s 
moving commentaries 
were widely circulated 
in the press and 
numerous copies were 
circulated as pamphlets 
to promote the cause 
of animal welfare. 
In his letter to the 
London Anti-Vivisection 
Society, he wrote:
"I am not interested 
to know 
whether vivisection 
produces results that are 
profitable to the human race 
or doesn't...
The pain 
which it inflicts upon 
un-consenting animals 
is the basis of my enmity 
toward it, and it is to me 
sufficient justification 
of the enmity 
without looking further."
We now present the first 
and the second chapters 
of “A Dog’s Tale,” 
a story told by a canine 
named Aileen Mavourneen. 
CHAPTER 1
My father 
was a St. Bernard, 
my mother was a collie, 
but I am a Presbyterian. 
This is 
what my mother told me, 
I do not know these 
nice distinctions myself. 
To me they are only 
fine large words 
meaning nothing. 
My mother 
had a fondness for such; 
she liked to say them, 
and see other dogs look 
surprised and envious, 
as wondering how 
she got so much education. 
But, indeed, 
it was not real education; 
it was only show: she got 
the words by listening 
in the dining-room 
and drawing-room when 
there was company, and 
by going with the children 
to Sunday-school 
and listening there; 
and whenever 
she heard a large word 
she said it over to herself 
many times, and so was 
able to keep it until there 
was a dogmatic gathering 
in the neighborhood, 
then she would get it off, 
and surprise and 
distress them all, from 
pocket-pup to mastiff, 
which rewarded her 
for all her trouble. 
If there was a stranger 
he was nearly sure to be 
suspicious, and when 
he got his breath again 
he would ask her 
what it meant. 
And she always told him. 
He was never expecting 
this but thought 
he would catch her; 
so when she told him, 
he was the one 
that looked ashamed, 
whereas he had thought 
it was going to be she. 
The others were always 
waiting for this, 
and glad of it 
and proud of her,
for they knew what was 
going to happen, because 
they had had experience. 
When she told the 
meaning of a big word 
they were all so taken up 
with admiration 
that it never occurred 
to any dog to doubt 
if it was the right one; 
and that was natural, 
because, for one thing, 
she answered up 
so promptly that 
it seemed like 
a dictionary speaking,
and for another thing, 
where could they find out 
whether it was right or not? 
For she was the only 
cultivated dog there was. 
By and by, 
when I was older, she 
brought home the word 
Unintellectual, one time, 
and worked it pretty hard 
all the week 
at different gatherings, 
making much unhappiness 
and despondency; 
and it was at this time 
that I noticed that during 
that week she was asked 
for the meaning at eight 
different assemblages, 
and flashed out 
a fresh definition 
every time, which 
showed me that she had 
more presence of mind 
than culture, though 
I said nothing, of course. 
She had one word which 
she always kept on hand, 
and ready, 
like a life-preserver, 
a kind of emergency word 
to strap on 
when she was likely 
to get washed overboard 
in a sudden way—
that was the word 
Synonymous. 
After these brief messages, 
we’ll continue 
with Chapter 1 
from “A Dog’s Tale.” 
Please stay tuned 
to Supreme Master 
Television.  
Welcome back to 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants 
featuring a reading 
of Mark Twain’s classic 
story “A Dog’s Tale.” 
Previously we learned 
that Aileen’s mother
had a special word 
she always kept on hand; 
namely, “synonymous.”
When she happened 
to fetch out a long word 
which had had its day 
weeks before and 
its prepared meanings 
gone to her dump-pile, if 
there was a stranger there 
of course 
it knocked him groggy 
for a couple of minutes, 
then he would come to, 
and by that time 
she would be away down 
wind on another tack, and 
not expecting anything; 
so when he’d hail 
and ask her to cash in, 
I (the only dog on 
the inside of her game) 
could see her canvas 
flicker a moment— 
but only just a moment— 
then it would 
belly out taut and full, 
and she would say, as 
calm as a summer’s day, 
“It’s synonymous 
with supererogation,” or 
some godless long reptile 
of a word like that, 
and go placidly about 
and skim away 
on the next tack, perfectly 
comfortable, you know, 
and leave that stranger 
looking profane and 
embarrassed, and the 
initiated slatting the floor 
with their tails in unison 
and their faces transfigured 
with a holy joy.
And it was the same 
with phrases. 
She would drag home 
a whole phrase, 
if it had a grand sound, 
and play it six nights 
and two matinees,
and explain it a new way 
every time—
which she had to, 
for all she cared for 
was the phrase; 
she wasn’t interested 
in what it meant, 
and knew those dogs 
hadn’t wit enough 
to catch her, anyway. 
Yes, she was a daisy! 
She got so she 
wasn’t afraid of anything, 
she had such confidence 
in the ignorance 
of those creatures. 
She even brought
anecdotes that 
she had heard the family 
and the dinner-guests
laugh and shout over; and 
as a rule she got the nub 
of one chestnut hitched 
onto another chestnut, 
where, of course, 
it didn’t fit and
hadn’t any point; 
and when she delivered 
the nub she fell over 
and rolled on the floor 
and laughed and barked 
in the most insane way, 
while I could see that she 
was wondering to herself 
why it didn’t seem 
as funny as it did 
when she first heard it. 
But no harm was done; 
the others rolled 
and barked too, privately 
ashamed of themselves 
for not seeing the point, 
and never suspecting 
that the fault 
was not with them and 
there wasn’t any to see.
You can see 
by these things that 
she was of a rather vain 
and frivolous character; 
still, she had virtues, 
and enough to make up, 
I think. 
She had a kind heart 
and gentle ways, 
and never harbored 
resentments
for injuries done her, 
but put them easily 
out of her mind 
and forgot them;
and she taught her children 
her kindly way, and 
from her we learned also 
to be brave and prompt 
in time of danger, 
and not to run away, 
but face the peril 
that threatened friend
or stranger, and help him
the best we could 
without stopping 
to think what 
the cost might be to us. 
And she taught us 
not by words only, 
but by example, 
and that is the best way 
and the surest 
and the most lasting. 
Why, 
the brave things she did, 
the splendid things! 
She was just a soldier; 
and so modest about it—
well, you couldn’t help 
admiring her, 
and you couldn’t help 
imitating her; not even 
a King Charles spaniel 
could remain entirely 
despicable in her society. 
So, as you see, 
there was more to her 
than her education.
CHAPTER 2
When I was well grown, 
at last, I was sold 
and taken away, and
I never saw her again. 
She was broken-hearted, 
and so was I, and we cried; 
but she comforted me 
as well as she could, 
and said we were 
sent into this world for 
a wise and good purpose, 
and must do our duties 
without repining, 
take our life 
as we might find it, 
live it for the best good 
of others, and never mind 
about the results; 
they were not our affair. 
She said 
men who did like this 
would have a noble and 
beautiful reward by and by 
in another world, 
and although we animals 
would not go there, 
to do well and right 
without reward would 
give to our brief lives 
a worthiness and dignity 
which in itself 
would be a reward. 
She had gathered these 
things from time to time 
when she had gone 
to the Sunday-school 
with the children, 
and had laid them up 
in her memory 
more carefully than 
she had done with those 
other words and phrases; 
and she had 
studied them deeply, 
for her good and ours. 
One may see by this 
that she had a wise 
and thoughtful head, 
for all there was so much 
lightness and vanity in it.
So we said our farewells, 
and looked our last 
upon each other 
through our tears; and 
the last thing she said—
keeping it for the last 
to make me remember it 
the better, I think—was, 
“In memory of me, when 
there is a time of danger 
to another 
do not think of yourself, 
think of your mother, 
and do as she would do.”
Do you think 
I could forget that? No.
Keeping mommy’s love 
and wise words 
in her heart, the 
young pup Aileen set off 
to face life on her own. 
What kinds of challenges 
await for her ahead? 
Please
join us next Saturday 
on Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants 
for the second part 
of our three parts series 
on “A Dog’s Tale.” 
Finally, 
our hero’s salute goes to 
the esteemed author 
and animal advocate 
Mark Twain 
for his insightful work 
promoting the welfare 
of animals. 
We also thank all 
anti-vivisectionists 
and concerned citizens 
around the world 
for their noble efforts 
to save our vulnerable 
animal friends.
Lovely viewers, 
thank you 
for your company 
on today’s program.  
Up next is 
Enlightening Entertainment, 
after Noteworthy News.  
May Heaven’s Divine light 
always shine on us all. 
 “Earthlings,” 
an award-winning 
documentary directed by 
vegan filmmaker 
Shaun Monson and 
narrated by esteemed US 
actor Joaquin Phoenix 
examines the terrifying 
and horrendous lives of 
our fellow co-inhabitants 
in the so-called 
“entertainment” industry.
When going to the circus, 
rarely do we stop for 
a moment and consider: 
What incites an animal to 
do something unnatural, 
even dangerous, 
such as jumping 
through flames, 
balancing on one foot, 
or diving into water
from shaky platforms 
high in the air?
Make the Connection. 
Join us for our 
presentation of Part 5 of 
“Earthlings,” 
Tuesday, April 27, 
on Stop Animal Cruelty.
Greetings, 
benevolent viewers, 
and welcome to 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants. 
Today’s show features 
the second part of 
a three-part series on the 
thoughtful, classic short 
story “A Dog’s Tale,” 
by US author, 
humanitarian 
and outspoken animal 
advocate Mark Twain. 
This fine work published 
in 1903 is written from 
the perspective of 
a loyal canine companion 
named Aileen.
Mark Twain’s love of our 
animal friends is evident 
from his newspaper 
articles that condemned 
animal cruelty, 
travel books that featured
his observations 
on animals he encountered 
on his journeys, 
and novels that included 
animal characters.
We now continue with 
our reading of 
“A Dog’s Tale.”  
Previously, the pup Aileen, 
after having spent 
a delightful childhood 
with her mother, 
was sold and taken away 
when fully grown. 
In tears, her mommy 
bid her farewell.
from CHAPTER 2
“In memory of me, when 
there is a time of danger 
to another 
do not think of yourself, 
think of your mother, 
and do as she would do.”
Keeping her mother’s 
love and her insightful 
words in heart, 
Aileen headed to face 
a new life on her own. 
CHAPTER 3
It was such
a charming home!—
my new one; 
a fine great house, 
with pictures, and 
delicate decorations, 
and rich furniture, 
and no gloom anywhere, 
but all the wilderness 
of dainty colors lit up 
with flooding sunshine; 
and the spacious grounds 
around it, 
and the great garden—
oh, greensward, and 
noble trees, and flowers, 
no end! 
And I was the same as 
a member of the family; 
and they loved me, and 
petted me, and did not 
give me a new name, but 
called me by my old one 
that was dear to me 
because my mother 
had given it me— 
Aileen Mavourneen. 
She got it out of a song; 
and the Grays knew 
that song, and said 
it was a beautiful name.
Mrs. Gray was thirty, and 
so sweet and so lovely, 
you cannot imagine it; 
and Sadie was ten, and 
just like her mother, 
just a darling slender 
little copy of her, 
with auburn tails 
down her back, 
and short frocks; and
the baby was a year old, 
and plump and dimpled, 
and fond of me, and 
never could get enough 
of hauling on my tail, 
and hugging me, 
and laughing out its 
innocent happiness; and 
Mr. Gray was thirty-eight, 
and tall and slender 
and handsome, 
a little bald in front, alert, 
quick in his movements, 
business-like, prompt, 
decided, unsentimental, 
and with that kind of 
trim-chiseled face that 
just seems to glint 
and sparkle with frosty 
intellectuality! 
He was a renowned 
scientist. 
I do not know what 
the word means, but my 
mother would know how 
to use it and get effects. 
She would know how to 
depress a rat-terrier with it 
and make a lap-dog 
look sorry he came. 
But that is not the best 
one; the best one 
was Laboratory. 
My mother could 
organize a Trust 
on that one that would 
skin the tax-collars 
off the whole herd . 
The laboratory was not 
a book, or a picture, 
or a place to wash 
your hands in, 
as the college president’s 
dog said—no, 
that is the lavatory; 
the laboratory is quite 
different, and is filled 
with jars, and bottles, 
and electrics, and wires, 
and strange machines; 
and every week other 
scientists came there and 
sat in the place, and 
used the machines, and 
discussed, and made what 
they called experiments 
and discoveries; and 
often I came, too, and 
stood around and listened, 
and tried to learn, 
for the sake of my mother, 
and in loving memory 
of her, although it was 
a pain to me, as realizing 
what she was losing 
out of her life and 
I gaining nothing at all; 
for try as I might, 
I was never able to make 
anything out of it at all.
Other times I lay 
on the floor in the 
mistress’s work-room 
and slept, she gently 
using me for a foot-stool, 
knowing it pleased me, 
for it was a caress; 
other times I spent 
an hour in the nursery, 
and got well tousled and 
made happy; other times 
I watched by the crib 
there, when the baby was 
asleep and the nurse out 
for a few minutes 
on the baby’s affairs; 
other times I romped 
and raced through the 
grounds and the garden 
with Sadie till we were 
tired out, then slumbered 
on the grass in the shade 
of a tree 
while she read her book; 
other times I went visiting 
among the neighbor 
dogs— for there were 
some most pleasant ones 
not far away, and 
one very handsome and 
courteous and graceful 
one, a curly-haired 
Irish setter by the name 
of Robin Adair, who was 
a Presbyterian like me, 
and belonged to 
the Scotch minister.
The servants in our house 
were all kind to me and 
were fond of me, 
and so, as you see, 
mine was a pleasant life. 
There could not be 
a happier dog that I was, 
nor a gratefuller one. 
I will say this for myself, 
for it is only the truth: 
I tried in all ways to do 
well and right, and honor 
my mother’s memory 
and her teachings, 
and earn the happiness 
that had come to me, 
as best I could.
By and by came 
my little puppy, 
and then my cup was full, 
my happiness was perfect. 
It was the dearest little 
waddling thing, 
and so smooth and soft 
and velvety, and had 
such cunning little 
awkward paws, and 
such affectionate eyes, 
and such a sweet 
and innocent face; and 
it made me so proud to 
see how the children and 
their mother adored it, 
and fondled it, and 
exclaimed over every 
little wonderful thing 
it did. 
It did seem to me that life 
was just too lovely to—
For a time Aileen lived 
a joyful, pleasant life 
in her new home, 
but then an event 
occurred that completely 
changed her life. 
We’ll find out 
what happened after 
these brief messages. 
Please stay tuned to 
Supreme Master 
Television.
Welcome back to 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants 
featuring a reading of 
Mark Twain’s classic 
story “A Dog’s Tale.” 
With her new family, 
Aileen was living 
a cheerful, happy life, but 
as the warmth of summer 
faded and autumn quietly 
passed, an unexpected 
event occurred.
Then came the winter. 
One day I was standing 
a watch in the nursery.  
That is to say, I was 
asleep on the bed. 
The baby was asleep 
in the crib, which was 
alongside the bed, 
on the side 
next the fireplace. 
It was the kind of crib 
that has a lofty tent over 
it made of gauzy stuff 
that you can see through. 
The nurse was out, 
and we two sleepers 
were alone. 
A spark from 
the wood-fire was 
shot out, and it lit 
on the slope of the tent. 
I suppose a quiet interval 
followed, then a scream 
from the baby awoke me, 
and there was that tent 
flaming up toward 
the ceiling! 
Before I could think, 
I sprang to the floor 
in my fright, 
and in a second was 
half-way to the door; but 
in the next half-second 
my mother’s farewell 
was sounding in my ears, 
and I was back 
on the bed again. 
I reached my head 
through the flames and 
dragged the baby out 
by the waist-band, and 
tugged it along, and we 
fell to the floor together 
in a cloud of smoke; 
I snatched a new hold, 
and dragged the 
screaming little creature 
along and out at the door 
and around the bend 
of the hall, and 
was still tugging away, 
all excited and happy 
and proud, when the 
master’s voice shouted:
“Begone 
you cursed beast!” 
and I jumped 
to save myself; but
he was furiously quick, 
and chased me up, 
striking furiously at me 
with his cane, I dodging 
this way and that, 
in terror, and at last 
a strong blow fell upon 
my left foreleg, which 
made me shriek and fall, 
for the moment, helpless; 
the cane went up 
for another blow, 
but never descended, 
for the nurse’s voice 
rang wildly out, 
“The nursery’s on fire!” 
and the master rushed 
away in that direction, 
and my other bones 
were saved.
The pain was cruel, but, 
no matter, I must not lose 
any time; he might come 
back at any moment; so 
I limped on three legs to 
the other end of the hall, 
where there was 
a dark little stairway 
leading up into a garret 
where old boxes and 
such things were kept, 
as I had heard say, and 
where people seldom went. 
I managed to climb up 
there, then I searched 
my way through the dark 
among the piles of things, 
and hid in the secretest 
place I could find. 
It was foolish to be afraid 
there, yet still I was; 
so afraid that I held in 
and hardly even 
whimpered, though 
it would have been such 
a comfort to whimper, 
because that eases 
the pain, you know. 
But I could lick my leg, 
and that did some good.
For half an hour 
there was a commotion 
downstairs, and shoutings, 
and rushing footsteps, 
and then 
there was quiet again. 
Quiet for some minutes, 
and that was grateful 
to my spirit, for then my 
fears began to go down; 
and fears are worse than 
pains—oh, much worse. 
Then came a sound 
that froze me. 
They were calling me—
calling me by name—
hunting for me!
It was muffled 
by distance, but that 
could not take the terror 
out of it, and it was the 
most dreadful sound to me 
that I had ever heard. 
It went all about, 
everywhere, down there: 
along the halls, 
through all the rooms, 
in both stories, and in the 
basement and the cellar; 
then outside, and 
farther and farther away
—then back, and all 
about the house again, 
and I thought it would 
never, never stop. 
But at last it did, 
hours and hours 
after the vague twilight 
of the garret had long ago 
been blotted out 
by black darkness.
Then in that blessed 
stillness my terrors 
fell little by little away, 
and I was at peace 
and slept. 
It was a good rest I had, 
but I woke before the 
twilight had come again. 
I was feeling 
fairly comfortable, 
and I could think out 
a plan now. 
I made a very good one; 
which was, to creep 
down, all the way 
down the back stairs, 
and hide behind 
the cellar door, and 
slip out and escape when 
the iceman came at dawn, 
while he was inside 
filling the refrigerator; 
then I would hide all day, 
and start on my journey 
when night came; 
my journey to—well, 
anywhere where they 
would not know me and 
betray me to the master. 
I was feeling 
almost cheerful now; 
then suddenly I thought: 
Why, what would life be 
without my puppy! 
That was despair. 
There was no plan 
for me; I saw that; 
I must stay where I was; 
stay, and wait, and take 
what might come—
it was not my affair; 
that was what life is—
my mother had said it. 
Then—well, then 
the calling began again! 
All my sorrows 
came back. 
I said to myself, the 
master will never forgive. 
I did not know what 
I had done to make him 
so bitter and 
so unforgiving, 
yet I judged it was 
something a dog 
could not understand, but 
which was clear to a man 
and dreadful.
Sitting in the dark with 
her soft heart pounding
in suspense, 
the familiar voices 
sounded distant and 
the future seemed 
unknowable 
to the faithful canine. 
Why were they 
calling her 
in such a frantic voice? 
Precious viewers, join us 
again next Saturday 
for the third and final 
segment of our three-part 
series on “A Dog’s Tale” 
by celebrated author 
and animal advocate 
Mark Twain. 
Thank you for being 
with us today on 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants. 
Up next is Enlightening 
Entertainment, 
after Noteworthy News. 
May loving kindness 
always be your guide. 
If you become trapped 
following an earthquake, 
what should you do?
I think first of all 
you should verbalize, 
you should shout, 
you should, indicate that 
you need help, 
if you actually 
can hear people digging, 
you should knock 
or use something to 
make a repetitive noise 
to let rescuers know 
that you’re alive.
Be sure to watch Part 2 
of “Earthquake Survival 
with Dr. Jim Goltz,” 
Wednesday, May 5 
on Planet Earth: 
Our Loving Home.
Greetings, 
esteemed viewers, 
and welcome to 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants. 
Today’s show features 
the third part of 
a three-part series on the 
thoughtful, classic short 
story “A Dog’s Tale,” 
by US author, 
humanitarian 
and outspoken animal 
advocate Mark Twain. 
This fine work published 
in 1903 is written from 
the perspective of 
a loyal canine companion 
named Aileen.
Besides being a central 
figure in US literature, 
renowned 
author and humanitarian 
Mark Twain was 
a prominent advocate 
of animal welfare who 
spoke out against abuses 
such as bullfighting 
and vivisection. 
Animals were featured 
in many of 
Mr. Twain’s works, from 
his newspaper articles 
condemning animal cruelty 
to the thoughtful pieces 
written toward 
the end of his life, 
“A Dog’s Tale” in 1903, 
“A Horse’s Tale” in 1907 
and his letter to the 
London Anti-Vivisection 
Society in 1899.
Several of Mark Twain’s 
moving commentaries 
were widely circulated 
in the press and 
numerous copies were 
circulated as pamphlets 
to promote the cause 
of animal welfare. 
In his letter to the 
London Anti-Vivisection 
Society, he wrote:
“I am not interested 
to know 
whether vivisection 
produces results that are 
profitable to the human race 
or doesn't...
The pain 
which it inflicts upon 
un-consenting animals 
is the basis of my enmity 
toward it, and it is to me 
sufficient justification 
of the enmity 
without looking further.”
Today, we conclude 
our presentation of 
Mark Twain’s short story 
“A Dog’s Tale,” 
an engaging first-person 
narrative on the life of 
a loyal canine companion.
Previously, the story’s 
main character, 
Aileen the dog, 
had risked her life to save 
that of her caregivers’ 
newborn baby from a fire, 
but instead of 
getting praise or 
words of encouragement, 
Aileen was chased and 
beaten by the male owner 
of the house. 
In utter confusion 
and terror, Aileen, now 
limping on three legs, 
went and hid 
in the home’s small attic. 
They called and called—
days and nights, 
it seemed to me. 
So long that 
the hunger and thirst 
near drove me mad, and 
I recognized that I was 
getting very weak. 
When you are this way 
you sleep a great deal, 
and I did. 
Once I woke 
in an awful fright—
it seemed to me that 
the calling was right there 
in the garret! 
And so it was: 
it was Sadie’s voice, and 
she was crying; my name 
was falling from her lips 
all broken, poor thing, 
and I could not believe 
my ears for the joy of it 
when I heard her say:
Come back to us—
oh, come back to us, 
and forgive— 
it is all so sad without our —”
I broke in with SUCH 
a grateful little yelp, 
and the next moment 
Sadie was plunging 
and stumbling through 
the darkness and 
the lumber and shouting 
for the family to hear, 
 “She’s found, 
she’s found!”
The days that followed—
well, they were wonderful. 
The mother and Sadie 
and the servants—
why, they just seemed 
to worship me. 
They couldn’t seem to 
make me a bed 
that was fine enough; and 
as for food, they couldn’t 
be satisfied with anything 
but delicacies that were 
out of season; and 
every day the friends and 
neighbors flocked in to 
hear about my heroism—
that was the name 
they called it by, 
and it means agriculture. 
I remember my mother 
pulling it on a kennel once, 
and explaining it 
in that way, but didn’t say 
what agriculture was, 
except that it was 
synonymous with 
intramural incandescence; 
and a dozen times a day 
Mrs. Gray and Sadie 
would tell the tale to 
new-comers, and say 
I risked my life to 
save the baby’s, and both 
of us had burns to prove it, 
and then the company 
would pass me around 
and pet me and exclaim 
about me, and you could 
see the pride in the eyes 
of Sadie and her mother; 
and when the people 
wanted to know 
what made me limp, 
they looked ashamed and 
changed the subject, and 
sometimes when people 
hunted them 
this way and that way 
with questions about it, 
it looked to me as if 
they were going to cry.
And this was not 
all the glory; no, 
the master’s friends came, 
a whole twenty of the 
most distinguished people, 
and had me 
in the laboratory, and 
discussed me as if I was 
a kind of discovery; 
and some of them said 
it was wonderful 
in a dumb beast, the finest 
exhibition of instinct 
they could call to mind; 
but the master said, 
with vehemence, 
“It’s far above instinct; 
it’s REASON, and 
many a man, privileged to 
be saved and go with you 
and me to a better world 
by right of its possession, 
has less of it that 
this poor silly quadruped 
that’s foreordained 
to perish"; 
and then he laughed, 
and said: 
“Why, look at me—
I’m a sarcasm! 
bless you, with all 
my grand intelligence, 
the only thing I inferred 
was that the dog had 
gone mad and 
was destroying the child, 
whereas but for 
the beast’s intelligence—
it’s REASON, 
I tell you!—the child 
would have perished!”
They disputed and disputed, 
and I was the very center 
of subject of it all, and 
I wished my mother 
could know that 
this grand honor had 
come to me; it would 
have made her proud.
Then they discussed 
optics, as they called it, 
and whether a certain 
injury to the brain would 
produce blindness or not, 
but they could not agree 
about it, and said they 
must test it by experiment 
by and by; and next 
they discussed plants, 
and that interested me, 
because in the summer 
Sadie and I had planted 
seeds—I helped her 
dig the holes, you know
—and after days and days 
a little shrub or a flower 
came up there, and 
it was a wonder how that 
could happen; but it did, 
and I wished I could talk
—I would have told those 
people about it and shown 
then how much I knew, 
and been all alive 
with the subject; but I 
didn’t care for the optics; 
it was dull, and when 
came back to it again 
it bored me, 
and I went to sleep.
Pretty soon it was spring, 
and sunny and pleasant 
and lovely, and the sweet 
mother and the children 
patted me and 
the puppy good-by, and 
went away on a journey 
and a visit to their kin, 
and the master wasn’t 
any company for us, 
but we played together 
and had good times, 
and the servants were 
kind and friendly, so we 
got along quite happily 
and counted the days and 
waited for the family.
Aileen’s heroism and 
intelligence won 
the hearts of family 
and friends, and 
her bountiful happiness 
and delight 
never seemed to end. 
When we return, we will 
continue her story.  
Please stay tuned to 
Supreme Master 
Television.
Welcome back to 
Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants, 
where we now feature
the conclusion of  
“A Dog’s Tale.” 
And one day those men 
came again, and said, 
now for the test, and 
they took the puppy 
to the laboratory, and 
I limped three-leggedly 
along, too, feeling proud, 
for any attention 
shown to the puppy 
was a pleasure to me, 
of course. 
They discussed and 
experimented, 
and then suddenly 
the puppy shrieked, and 
they set him on the floor, 
and he went 
staggering around, 
with his head all bloody, 
and the master clapped 
his hands and shouted:
“There, I’ve won—
confess it! 
He’s as blind as a bat!”
And they all said:
“It’s so—you’ve proved 
your theory, 
and suffering humanity 
owes you a great debt 
from henceforth,” 
and they crowded around 
him, and wrung his hand 
cordially and thankfully, 
and praised him.
But I hardly saw 
or heard these things, 
for I ran at once 
to my little darling,
and snuggled close to it 
where it lay, 
and licked the blood, 
and it put its head against 
mine, whimpering softly, 
and I knew in my heart 
it was a comfort to it 
in its pain and trouble to 
feel its mother’s touch, 
though it could not see me. 
Then it dropped down, 
presently, and 
its little velvet nose rested 
upon the floor, and 
it was still, and 
did not move any more.
Soon the master stopped 
discussing a moment, and 
rang in the footman, 
and said, 
“Bury it in the 
far corner of the garden,” 
and then went on with 
the discussion, and I 
trotted after the footman, 
very happy and grateful, 
for I knew the puppy 
was out of its pain now, 
because it was asleep. 
We went far down the 
garden to the farthest end, 
where the children and 
the nurse and the puppy 
and I used to play 
in the summer in the 
shade of a great elm, and 
there the footman dug 
a hole, and I saw he was 
going to plant the puppy, 
and I was glad, because it 
would grow and come up 
a fine handsome dog, 
like Robin Adair, and 
be a beautiful surprise 
for the family 
when they came home; 
so I tried to help him dig, 
but my lame leg was 
no good, being stiff, 
you know, and 
you have to have two, 
or it is no use. 
When the footman had 
finished and covered 
little Robin up, he patted 
my head, and there were 
tears in his eyes, and he 
said: “Poor little doggie, 
you saved HIS child!”
I have watched 
two whole weeks, 
and he doesn’t come up! 
This last week 
a fright has been 
stealing upon me. 
I think there is something 
terrible about this. 
I do not know what it is, 
but the fear makes me 
sick, and I cannot eat, 
though the servants 
bring me the best of food; 
and they pet me so, and 
even come in the night, 
and cry, and say, 
“Poor doggie—do 
give it up and come home; 
don’t break our hearts!” 
and all this terrifies me 
the more, 
and makes me sure 
something has happened. 
And I am so weak; 
since yesterday I cannot 
stand on my feet anymore. 
And within this hour 
the servants, looking 
toward the sun where it 
was sinking out of sight 
and the night chill 
coming on, said things 
I could not understand, 
but they carried something 
cold to my heart.
“Those poor creatures! 
They do not suspect. 
They will come home 
in the morning, 
and eagerly ask for 
the little doggie that 
did the brave deed, and 
who of us will be strong 
enough to say the truth 
to them: ’The humble 
little friend is gone 
where go the beasts 
that perish.’”
As the story ends, 
our hearts are saddened 
by the fate of the 
innumerable helpless, 
innocent animals 
dissected, infected, 
injected, gassed, burned 
and blinded while fully 
conscious in university 
and commercial research 
laboratories 
around the world. 
These innocent, 
intelligent beings, 
who have feelings and 
awareness the same 
as humans, are forced to 
be subjects in unethical, 
cruel and appalling 
experiments and procedures. 
The fact is that animals 
are vastly different from 
humans with respect to 
anatomy, physiology, 
biochemistry and 
metabolism, so 
the results of experiments 
on animals are not valid 
for humans. 
For these reasons, we 
call for a worldwide ban 
on the practice 
of experimentation 
and demonstration 
on live animals, and 
look forward to 
soon-in-coming peaceful, 
harmonious future where 
all of humanity adopts the 
compassionate, ethical 
organic vegan lifestyle 
to preserve animals, 
humans and 
our precious ecosphere. 
Our hero’s salute goes to 
the esteemed author 
and animal advocate 
Mark Twain 
for his insightful work 
promoting the welfare 
of animals. 
We also thank all 
anti-vivisectionists and 
concerned citizens 
around the world for their 
noble efforts to save our 
vulnerable animal friends. 
Intelligent viewers, 
thank you for your company 
today on Animal World: 
Our Co-Inhabitants. 
Up next is Enlightening 
Entertainment 
right after 
Noteworthy News. 
May we all live and 
let live in peace and unity.
Just as the uniqueness 
of each human being 
in our society is valued, 
the uniqueness of 
each species 
on our planet is a treasure 
we must protect. 
However, this treasure 
is rapidly disappearing. 
Esteemed botanist 
Dr. Peter Raven 
of the US believes 
our planet's Biodiversity
is in severe danger.
In the past, 
in the geological record, 
we were losing about 
a dozen or so per year. 
Over the last 500 years, 
since people began 
writing about well-known 
groups of organisms, 
we’ve been losing 
hundreds a year. 
And now we seem to be 
losing thousands 
per year, going up 
towards tens of thousands 
Please join us and 
learn more about 
the biodiversity crisis 
from Dr. Peter Raven, 
Wednesday, May 12, 
on Planet Earth: 
Our Loving Home.